This blog is:
A journal.
Things I find funny.
Things that I like.
Things that might offend those whom do not share my twisted sense of humor. A piece of artwork. A piece of shit.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Pretty sure I am looking at a 10 year old girl’s body right here.
Well, you should PROBABLY start with you know, ending the way heath classes where they refer to them as a body part of the “Sexual Reproductive System” because that TOTALLY isn’t what they are. You know; Since your tits are made to feed babies and shit right? WAIT A MINUTE! THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR! But yeah; Good luck with all of that!
Herp Derp. Now get the fuck off of my Tumblr, Dumbass.
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When you find an oldfriend on Facebook of the oppsite sex from years back and you have a girlfriend:
Me:”Oh look! I found Derpina from that one time when we were kids!”
*Adds Derpina*
Me: “Hey! What’s up?! I haven’t spoken to you in AGES!”
Them: “Yeah, we should hang out sometime for sure!”
Me: “Sure, that sounds great!” *Thinking of getting lunch or something typical friends do*
Them: *Insert flirtation*
Me: “I have a girlfriend”
Them: “…..”
*Stops talking to you from there.*
What the fuck happened to where a guy and a girl can’t be friends just because the guy has a fucking girlfriend? REALLY?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Wearing a gas mask does not suddenly make you a cybergoth.
herp derp.
I dare your “Cybergoth” ass to try and run in that gas mask. Don’t worry. I’ll be there to kick you when you collapse from suffocating.
